It means "Don't make me angry" in the US -- Americans use the term "pissed" to mean angry instead of drunk.
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According to urban dictionary it's a way of saying "piss off" or "leave me alone"
I think it just means to go to the toilet though there could be something else it refers to. "To take a piss" means "to urinate", or "to go the toilet". On the other hand, "to take the piss" means "to ridicule" or "to tease in a derisive manner". Thus, in a pub: to say "Excuse me, I have to take a piss" should lead to no altercation. But "Are you taking the piss" just might.
this can happen in a number of ways.... 1. you piss yourself after putting your trousers on wrong 2. someone thinks your pocket is the toilet 3. you live in france ---- I don't know why people answer these questions when they don't have a proper answer. I can't find the actual origin of the phrase, but I think it might come from the phrase "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining". This seems to mean a similar thing to "piss in your pocket". Both phrases mean that you're telling someone something that isn't true. Tanya. ----
To 'piss up a rope', like the act described, is to try to do something impossible.
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piss off piss off
Ignore them.
According to urban dictionary it's a way of saying "piss off" or "leave me alone"
taking the piss aka taking the mickey - to ridicule someone. i.e. if you speak sarcastically to someone, or mimick them, they might say "are you taking the piss?"
no i dont think it will
D.P.M.O means Don't Piss Me Off, in texting terms but are many others in non-texting terms.
most of the time..
o my i dont kno lets hope not
I think you must mean "piss into the wind" and it means to do something without thinking ahead to its consequences.
Dpmo in slang means don't piss me off
because they have nothing else to do.