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16 ounce can dimensions?
About the size of my tallywacker
Is it true tallywacker is the best death knight in molten wow?
That's what people say about him.He is a legend.
How can you ask someone on a date?
you make them ask you out so you wont have to ask them out by throwing a ferret on their tallywacker ( their balls ) or if its a girl throw it on their head and they will love you forever
What is a tally whacker?
Comes from the 1800s when cattlemen had to count the heard in a cattle drive. As the cowboys rounded up the head of cattle, a person would clap together two pieces of hinged wood for every 10 head of cattle passing through the gate. It is possible a cattlemen was caught pleasuring himself on a long lonely drive and was refered to as playing with his tallywacker and the slang term was born, or had come.
What is a joke about a gun or guns?
Anyone found here at night well be found here in the morning. S&MWhats funnier than a bullet deep in a bird's behind. NOTHING!Do you feel lucky, skunk?!A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit 3 inches off my tallywacker and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There is nothing funny about guns--They are a valuable survival tool-
Why does Keith lemon always wear a bandage on his hand?
http://thecollectivereview.com/nokia-5800-launch/lemon-aid.html watch contains a bit of swearing :L
