Jabber-Whacky
Or
On Dreaming, After Falling Asleep Watching TV
Was written by Isabelle Di Caprio for a 1963 edition of Mad Magazine. It begins:
'Twas Brillo, and the G.E. Stoves,
Did Procter-Gamble in the Glade;
All Pillsbury were the Taystee loaves
And in a Minute Maid.'
It makes reference to many popular products frequently advertised at the time, many of which are no longer available. Go to Jabber-Whacky link for the entire piece. See the link to Jabberwocky to see the original Lewis Carroll poem that inspired DiCaprio. Lewis' poem plays a central role in the 2010 Tim Burton film version of Alice in Wonderland.
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Firen sat down in his cave. He had found a cliff above the sea with trees and plenty of Pokemon it was perfect. Gently he layed so the stomach was on the ground. From inside his belly Glade heard, "Come on up! We're here." Firen felt Glade sticky pads cling to his throat as he climbed out. Glade's head reached the mouth and he hoisted the rest of his body into Firen's mouth. The charizard's mouth opened wide and Glade hurried out. They began to discuss what they should do now that they found a home. Firen said, "I've eaten Pokemon, been eaten by Pokemon, and let my friend stay in my stomach, so how about we study the insides of Pokemon, where nobody has been before." Glade agreed. "Let's start wit things you have been eaten by. Let's find Kyogre and get it to swallow us so we don't have to shrink." Firen parted his jaws and swallowed as Glade climbed in. "You can study me while your in there Glade." Firen said. They flew over the sea until they found Kyogre. Firen went near its mouth and instantly the tongue came out and took him in. Firen let Glade climb out and they wrote and drew observations of Kyogre's mouth. Eventually the tongue raised and they were swallowed. They timed the trip down to the stomach and began studying the stomach acid. "Let's complete the digestive system of Kyogre." Firen suggested. They stayed in the stomach taking observations until a hole in one part of the stomach began sucking in the food. Firen and Glade went inside the hole and saw large, pink things that ment that they were in the intestines. Again they stayed there for days. "Once we get pushed out here we will go in the blatter" Glade noticed. Soon they were pushed into the blatter. It smelled terrible. Firen said "After the blatter we would have exited Kyogre and be in the ocean. I cant go in water Im a fire type. I wish I could shr-" Firen began to shrink. "I must have powers or something because I shrank before. Here Glade lift me up near your face." The treeko lifted him a set him on his nose. "I have to stay inside you, only you can swim." Just then, they were starting to be pushed out. Firen quickly flew up Glade's nose and stayed there. Glade felt the tingling feeling that ment Firen was up his nose. Once they exited Kyogre, Glade swam to the surface and swam to the cliff. He easily climbed up into their cave. He breathed air out his nose and saw Firen clinging to his nostril. He let go and dropped to the floor. "I wish I was normal size." He returned to his regular size and commented, "First mission complete. There will be many more."
glade
Glade Cornelius's birth name is Glade Evan Cornelius.
The address of the Belle Glade Branch is: 530 South Main Street, Belle Glade, 33430 3999
through the clearing there is a glade of trees
The address of the Glade Spring Branch Library is: 212 Grace Street, Glade Spring, 24340 M
Rightathome has a glade coupon worth $2,00 and the glade website gives coupons for Glade candles for different values. Target is also has a glade coupon worth a value for a $1.00.
The Glade - magazine - was created in 1978.
Glade - brand - was created in 1956.
Glade Festival was created in 2004.
Glade Cornelius is 5' 11".
The phone number of the Belle Glade Branch is: 561-996-3453.
The glade can be found by the two flags in the dock. Walk up to these and you will enter the glade, starting your expedition. Good luck!