What are 2 puns for the word eek?

Answer 1

I assume you mean "EEK!", what women apparently say when they see a mouse just before jumping up on a chair. One example of a pun using this word comes from the 1936 film of Shakespeare's play, A Midsummer Night's Dream where Joe E. Brown has to say "Most brisky juvenal and eke most lovely Jew", including the word "eke" in its obsolete meaning of "also". However, at this moment Brown slips an ice-cold sword into his shirt and so says "Most brisky juvenal and--EEK!--most lovely Jew."