You could say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my horse has a heart of gold!" This highlights your horse's personality while turning the comment into a lighthearted moment. Alternatively, you might add, "Well, at least he doesn't need a makeover to win races!" This keeps the tone playful and confident.
"I know you are, but what am I?"
just say Haters like you just Hate because you are not doing as well as me
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."
If someone calls you fat, a good comeback is 'I may be fat, but you're ugly, at least I can diet!' though, the best comebacks are said in your head. If you say it in ur head, u get the satisfaction of knowing more than the bully and will normally smile. Bully's hate that and after a while will probably get bored and stop.
tell them i know you are but what am i and keep doing that until he gos away
This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
Say "that person must be very pretty then"
my pleasure(if you like them or something)
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)