How do you become a flying terd?

Answer 1

Get a good education, get a wife or husband, buy a nice home, become a chemical scientist, create some wierd chemical, drink some to test what happens, it goes wrong, you turn into an invinceable bird, get harmlessly swallowed, come out the other end as a terd with wings, fly around and youre all set. Warning: if you do this, yoy will most likely die alone.