Actually, you can go pretty far till you wake up and find yourself in the hospital. I should know...
a ticonderoga pencil
ticonderoga
In the show "The Office," Todd Packer puts a "Dixon Ticonderoga" pencil in Bud's nose. This moment is part of the comedic antics that characterize Packer's behavior throughout the series. The Dixon Ticonderoga brand is well-known for its quality and is often used in schools.
In the movie "The Hangover," Todd pushes a "Dixon Ticonderoga" pencil up his nose. This brand is known for its quality and is commonly used in schools. The scene is played for comedic effect, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
Bud shove up a stick
shove it up your nose?
with your legs
In the book, BUD, NOT BUDDY, Todd Amos stuck a Ticonderoga pencil up Bud's nose, eraser side in. He (Todd) says that he was able to get the pencil up farther up Bud's nose than any other foster child. He also makes up things about Bud. IE: wetting the bed. They fight as well and Todd starts a fake asthma attack.
In the book, BUD, NOT BUDDY, Todd Amos stuck a Ticonderoga pencil up Bud's nose, eraser side in. He (Todd) says that he was able to get the pencil up farther up Bud's nose than any other foster child. He also makes up things about Bud. IE: wetting the bed. They fight as well and Todd starts a fake Asthma attack.
Yes
Yes. Roll it up and stab them in the eye or shove it up their nose. Either would be painful but i don't recommend them
stick a pencil in you're nose.