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Everyone has a first date somewhere in their lives. This will tell you how to have a GREAT first date. GIRL: Wear a pair of jeans and a nice-ish t-shirt. Also wear either flats or flip-flops depending on the weather. When you meet the guy at wherever you planned on going, fart a HUGE fart. You're date will love that. Then say that you have to go to the bathroom. When you do, make a poop and pick it up. Then when you came back out of the bathroom, slap the boy with the hand that's holding the poop. The boy will either slap you, punch you, stomp away, or if he's a really cute boy, he'll poop--or diarrhea-- in his pants. If he does diarrhea, you have to slap him again then smudge all the poop on his nice shirt. (Hopefully his shirt is white so the poop will stain and say to the world that he has a great girlfriend!!) By that time, the boy will be so fed up of your greatness he'll stomp away and never talk, look, or even think about you because you were so DAZZLING on his and your first date. BOY:

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