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'so what's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this'
'why are you so beautiful and why aren't you making me a sandwich?"
'What if i kissed you right now?"
'hey wanna hear a joke about this moose'
'you have nice legs'
'what would you do if i kissed your neck?'
'hey are you a 10 because 10 is the highest number on my fingers in total and your the only ten i see -wink- '
"apron, Kitchen, sandwich... NOW!"
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'you got a little something on your lips let me just bite it off -hint- -hint-'
'if dragon are real then you must be a gold fish'
'I have sheep at home, wanna see them, they fluffy.'
'i think if i put a door in my fish tank maybe it will make a gateway to Narnia'
LOL ok use some of these don't use the retarded up ones if you wanna scare the girl then be my guest ;p
No offence to the person who wrote the answers above, but I really wouldn't advise you to do any of that... For breaking the ice, you should just chat normally for a few minutes (things along the lines of "where do you live?" "what hobbies do you have?") because once you get to know the basics of someone, conversation flows much easier. If you want to crack some jokes, try not to make it fit into the conversation, don't just come out with something random like "why did the chicken cross the road?" because you will just look idiotic and desperate (unless the other person finds it funny, in which case you are OK!). Anyway, if it is really silent and awkward and you really do want to crack a joke, tell a 'did you hear about the...' joke, because the start doesn't sound so ridiculous.
For example...
YOU: did you hear the joke about the high brick wall?
HIM/HER: errr no?
YOU: I won't tell you; you'll never get over it.
Chances are, he/she will laugh; chances are also that he/she won't. Either way, go along with it and DO NOT LOOK EMBARRASSED. You now have a subject that you can use to break the ice, and possibly use as an inside joke later on.
What else can I help you with?
What are some tips for your first date?
Try not to be too shy, keep the conversation going. And if you are going out to eat do NOT get a super messy food. Smell good, dress according to wherever you are going. Crack jokes, a sense of humor always helps to break the ice.
Why shouldn't you tell jokes on ice?
The ice might CRACK up.
Why do people tell jokes?
People tell jokes to entertain others, create a sense of connection through shared laughter, and relieve stress or tension in social situations. Jokes can also serve as a way to break the ice or to lighten up a serious topic.
Know any penguin jokes?
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
What is the least popular ice cream?
poo flavored ice cream..... jokes..prob lavander
Why is it bad to tell jokes while ice skating?
because THE ICE MIGHT CRACK UP!
Why do ice skaters tell jokes while performing?
Ice skaters often tell jokes while performing to engage the audience and create a lighter atmosphere. Humor can enhance their routine, making it more entertaining and relatable for spectators. Additionally, it helps the skaters to relax and enjoy their performance, which can improve their overall execution and connection with the crowd. This blend of athleticism and personality adds a unique flair to their artistry on ice.
Why did the ice skater tell jokes while performing?
she was just skidding around
What are some glacier jokes?
Why did the glacier break up with the mountains? It just couldn't handle the cold shoulder anymore! What did the snowman say to the glacier? "Oh, ice to meet you!" Why did the glacier go to therapy? It had trouble letting things go!
What are some good zezima jokes?
Zezima threw ice cubes at his mom, and said ice barrage.
Can you break the ice in Mt.Shiver on animaljam?
Press "Actions" button. Press "Hop" when you are on the ice. You have to be a seal to break the ice. You have to have a lot of animals to break the ice.
When was The Ice Break created?
The Ice Break was created in 1977.
