Well, it depends on how you think she would react. If she's a cool, go-with-the-flow, laugh at the little things girl, just do it and say, "Excuse me". If she hates farts, just excuse yourself from the area for a few seconds (bathroom visit or private cell phone call as cover???), let it rip, wait a few seconds, then go back to your GF. Or, if you cannot possibly leave your girlfriend's side AND she hates farts, just try to hold it and let out tiny, silent, non-smelly "bits" whenever possible.
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It is related to nutrition. It depends what you are eating. Some food will have a more pronounced odor when the are expelled from the body.
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Farts have been a natural bodily function for as long as humans have existed. The act of passing gas has been documented throughout history, with references found in ancient texts and artworks. The specific "discovery" of farts cannot be pinpointed to a specific date.
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Unfortunate answer. After a few hours last night my poor snake went limp. Apparently this is incredibly funny to my girlfriend.
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