You're welcome Sergant Sarcastic!
"THANKS"
i would like to thanks for your feeling
Just say "Thanks" or "Thank you" ;)
"Fine thanks, my name is .........., how may I help you"
wear a giant sign that says im lesbian
You're welcome, no problem, anytime, happy to help etc.
Captain Obvious says: if you take amphetamines every day you became an addict soon
It means that it's obvious that people love each other.
sarcastically say, "oh really? I didn't know that."
This means exactly that. Thanks, for whatever gift/service was given.
The word you might be looking for is "obvious" or "self-evident."
"Obvious" - Hey Monday