If a guy says that you're a card, he means that you are funny. You make him laugh. The card to which he refers is the Joker. It is a good thing!!
If a guy says that you are pretty it does not mean that he likes you. He could like you, or he could just be paying you a compliment.
It means he is the problem....not you
"Can I have you?" means, "Can I have sex with you?".
MONEY!!
nothing
He likes you
Dude he wants to do IT!!!!!
He likes you
That that girl thinks that that guy is handsome.
It implies that the guy thinks you are gay.
He's lying to you.
When a guy says he's crazy about you and he smiles, it means that he has fallen in love with you.