He is probably answering a question that he found funny with an answer that means that it might or might not happen
It means no.
It means maybe.
haha he says buttscratcher. haha he says buttscratcher.
it means he wants to bang you but is saying it politely I say it all the time haha
It means he has got you as a girlfriend maybe it is because it is hard to court you.
It could be, or maybe he doesn't love you anymore.
It means that he could be mean or heartless, or maybe he is just cold like freezing
It means he doesn't like you!!!
You can't really tell what it means. Maybe he likes you. He wants to protect you.
Maybe he doesn't like you.
Maybe he is scared to ask you out, so tell him your real feelings!
It means he's nervous but may not like you or maybe does