just say.. ummmm you and I both know that im gonna need a little help with dat. if he says do yourself say .... sorry, im not like you
tell them to go kick rocks haha lol (:
make it yourself
I could suck yours but it's to small. My mom and dad taught me not to suck things that are to small!!
"I know you are, but what am I?"
Don't Hurt Yourself.
When a guy tells you your chest is flat simply tell him his dick is small. Another good comeback would be Òmost guys have a bulge in their trousers, where is yours?Ó
This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
Say "that person must be very pretty then"
my pleasure(if you like them or something)
a good comeback to that is you wish.
you tell her that shes stupid for even saying that.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...