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k this is very simple......first, go to the land of turds and climb up diarrhea mountain. Their you will find the diarrhea atlas. This will direct you to the nearest magical toilet. Once at a magical toilet, sit down, take a dumb, then stay sitting down and flush. You will be teleported to the toilet of midgets on cloud -9. Once there you will meet doctor midgetstine. Fetch him some chickens poo, a potato, and a bit of magical golden coins and he will create you the midget of destiny! But first you must get the master sword to prove that you are the hero of midget. Then return back to Dr. Midgetstine and allow him to see your master sword, he will then hand over the midget of destiny!!! Along with that he will give you a special note. It says, "Im glad the midget of destiny finnaly has a master..........So screw you..........you'd have to be a retard to have a pet midget."

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