Why is English so weird?

When a guy breaks up with you and later says that he wants to always be there for you does he really mean it or is it just to make you feel better? You were used to come to America he left you as soon as you got married can you get an annulement or are you considered legally married? What does it mean when a guy asks why are you attracted to him and you aren't even officially talking? You never flirted with a girl before and you do not get along girls easily how can you get a girlfriend now? What does that mean if the guy you like passes by right in front of you when you're in your seat on purpose but doesn't even look at you or says anything to you? Can you feel a girls heartbeat? How can you prove that man is married? How do you humilate someone but not physically? Do bisexual men prefer men over women? What if an ex is lying to you about seeing another woman? If you and your best friend want to become sisters can you do it through a contract? What are head to toe pajamas called? I have had enough of my brother He is 6 years younger than me he seals my stuff and is always mean he gets on my nerves What should I do? How many people have the name Maia? Why do you have two names? What does it mean when I just decide to become a quiet person all of a sudden? Are Ronnie radke and Katrina Beckett related? If your girlfriend has a lot of male friends and one of them really likes her but she says they are just friends should that bother you? How many wet diapers should a toddler have a day? How does a 45yr old man get older women in bed?