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Are apples real

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Anonymous

10y ago
Updated: 11/10/2022

No, our lord and savior Yungiomny created the concept of apples and implanted them within the minds of every man woman and children to restore peace among a war stricken planet. You see, not 200 years ago, earth had a different name, twas called lyptun, and humans and hedgehog were 500000 years into an unending war about the reality of pineapples, and emotional turmoil had pushed the death toil into the millions, Everyday, cursed citizens would stumble woefully through the streets, gripping their heads and crying out, "Are pineapples real? Are pineapples REAL??" Their feeble minds could not grapple with the concept of a common fruit only existing in hyperspace, considering people didnt know what a germ was. Yungiomny decided to create the apple to finally calm the turmoil by pacifying the masses with a simple fruit absolutely bursting with massive amounts of hallucinatory drugs.

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10y ago

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