How do you become asparagus?

Answer 1

to become asparagus you must first eat drink and sleep in your weeeeee and poooooooooo then you must sprinkle yourself with pencil shaving and then run up the main roard and yell ugaboooga tuker me gongtopongsumchumbiongtonh heroe then go party boy an old lady last but not least is to slity the wrists to become asparagus you must first eat drink and sleep in your weeeeee and poooooooooo then you must sprinkle yourself with pencil shaving and then run up the main roard and yell ugaboooga tuker me gongtopongsumchumbiongtonh heroe then go party boy an old lady last but not least is to slity the wrists