How do you fart rainbows in real life?

Answer 1

eat some skittles and chant to virgin Mary to give you the powers to make you fart rainbows and

next say unicorns make me fart rainbows and it smells like cinnamon and make me fart fairy dust and pixie dust, next if this don't work tell a mermaid or witch or wish or wish upon a star on a full moon and it works, it worked for my daughters and me. PS. It only works on girls and not boys so

holding it in is another potion for girls, but another option is to drink Koolaid for months and look at rainbows and tell the horse gods to turn you into a unicorn it works no joking.