How long does the average chicken take to cross the road?

Answer 1

Well, if your chickens happen to be methodically crossing random roads, I suggest that you talk to your therapist because this is quite strange. Or, drop out of the farming business because you kind of suck at it. If this does not get you anywhere, go ahead and ask your confused chickens why they happen to be crossing roads and lecture them about how they should be laying eggs for you and your family of nine because everyone knows little Annie loves her eggs in the mornings. Anyways, have a great day.

Answer 2

as many as can get across the traffic. (although they could never do it as well as frogger)

Answer 3

Depends on how big the road is.