How often do you eat biscuits?

Answer 1

Depends how fast you eat the biscuit. Also depends what the biscuit is, a chocolate biscuit may be eaten faster or slower than a rich tea biscuit. And the size too, a smaller biscuit would probably be eaten faster.

Answer 2

Every second of everyday of every week of every month of every year of every decade of every century of every millenium. Bye.