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Pumpkins are very strange abnormal invertebrates. Their diets consist mainly of yellow and purple toads. These toads, that have become very uncommon (from the pumpkins eating them) are about to become extinct. The pumpkin must look for another source of food like- Cinderella movies, crocs, teletubbies, noodles, and nude people. We must caution you to not flash pumpkins, they have cut out teeth that could extremely injure you- and even cause death. Have safe sex by not going to the pumpkin patch! Have a good night and remember, stripping in the pumpkin patch is NOT tolerated.

If you or a loved one has been harmed by these deadly pumpkins please contact a person with a degree on pumpkinistics!

Remember next Halloween to carve your pumpkin while fully dressed.

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