A pontoof is an uncooked potato with a quarter sticking out of it. They're delicious.
Matching his and hers pontoofs are the same as the above, but with the corresponding genitals drawn on them with a sharpe marker.
Do you mean pantoufle? It sounds like pontoof when you say it. It's a french word that means slipper. If you are asking this question because of the movie chocolat, then yes the little girls imaginary kangaroo is called pantoufle. In the book she has a rabbit not a kangaroo so the name slipper makes more sense (it's like a joke because she is saying her rabbit looks like a slipper).
Well, if the police aren't alive they can't press charges, can they? Hmm? I know a pretty good guy that could 'take care' of your police charges. You coud reach him at 570-905-2255. He doesn't charge as high as most others, but he gets the job done and more . . . Tell him Charlie J. refered you and he'll give you a discount. Use the password Pontoof and you're in.