On the lighter side
The story of the laughing onion. One day a laughing onion grew out of the ground and was picked by a farmer who had also picked his nose. This farmer placed the onion in his cellar with a bunch of other onions. The other onions were jealous of the first onion because he was always laughing. The laughing onion tried to teach the others to laugh but they could only cry. Then one day the laughing onion was alone in the cellar and because he was alone he began to cry. The farmer heard the onion crying and asked "What's wrong?" The onion replied, "Well, all my friends have left and now I'm all alone." The farmer was touched and decided to help the onion. So he cut the onion up, put it in his omelette, and ate it. --------------------- um, my story of the laughing onion is a little different from the one above but oh well i will share the awesomely incredible story of the laughing onion. Once there was an onion. once he was pulled out of the ground by the farmer the farmer said "omg this onion has a face. it has a gift. for being born with this face i shall give you... ONE... MILLION... DOLLARS!!!" There was much celebration and confetti flying everywhere. one of the confetti got stuck in the farmers eye and he started freaking out and asked the onion to help him. the onion stared at him. and he stared at the onion. akward. then suddenly the onion started laughing like crazy at the farmer so the farmer punted him across the room, right through the wall, and off to Oklahoma. somebody found the onion and kept him. after a while the dude that found the onion was in pain and the onion laughed at him. the guy kicked the onion as hard as he could and the onion flew across the country. somebody found him there and the pattern continued. THE MORAL OF THE STORY- if you find an onion with a face that fell from the sky, try not to be in pain and if you are and the onion laughs, continue the tradition of the laughing onion and kick the onion AS HARD AS YOU CAN and hope whoever finds the onion continues it too.
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The city of Walla Walla in Washington State calls itself the onion-growing capital of the world. It has a long history of onion farming and produces a large portion of the world's sweet onions.
An XL onion, or an onion who decided to not be an onion anymore.
No, an onion is not a lily. It is not a flower. An onion is a vegetable.
Onion is a noun.
onion
Onion salt contains salt also whereas onion powder only contains powdered onion.
In the book "Holes" by Louis Sachar, the character Kissin' Kate Barlow is the one who kisses the onion man, Sam. Their relationship is a significant part of the story and plays a role in the history of Green Lake.
1 Tbls Onion Powder = 1 medium onion, chopped = 4 Tbls fresh chopped onion 1 Tbls Granulated Onion = 1 medium onion, chopped = 4 Tbls fresh chopped onion
1/8 teaspoon onion powder equals 1 tablespoon minced onion also read as this: 1/8 teaspoon onion powder equals 1/16 cup of minced onion
You have spelled onion correctly. It's as stated "Onion."
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