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1) With organic purple paint draw a pentagram in your driveway at 4:26am on February 29.
2) Paint two stripes on each cheek with the blood of a pregnant cow.
3) Stand outside the pentagram facing North West and start chanting the words "You have a slow mother" in Welsh (Mae gennych mam araf)
4) Keep chanting as you take off all your clothes and burn them.
5) The sloth god Ddiog will appear in the center of the pentagram and you must make a blood sacrifice and throw glitter in the air while playing Lana del Ray on a boombox.
6) He will then brand you with his 3 toes and give you 26.4 ounces of fresh sloth milk and disappear into a puff of glitter.
Good Luck!
What else can I help you with?
What is S2S?
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Does a sloth produce milk?
They do not, they are of the reptilion species. Mammals are a specimen of animals that produce milk.
Should Will Buy Lauren a Sloth?
Yes he should.
Where do you buy dolphin milk?
You can not buy dolphin milk.
How do you buy milk?
You can buy milk creates directly from manufacturer here: www.milkcratesdirect.com
Where can you buy almond milk in California?
Where can you buy almond milk in Sacrament, California
Where in Connecticut can you buy raw milk?
from a farmer, why buy the cow when you can milk it for free
Where can you buy milk cartons for a project you are doing?
buy the milk, drink it, then use the carton!!!
What can you buy for babies?
Milk. Babies love milk.
How much does it cost rabbit milk?
I don't think you can buy rabbit milk. You can buy cat milk replacer and canned goat milk, either of which can be fed to orphaned bunnies.
How do you make a cup of milk?
Buy some milk Get a cup pour the milk into the cup
What is a young sloth called?
A young sloth is called a baby sloth or a sloth baby.
