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The Animal could be one of 3 things:

1) A combine harvester owned by Steve Coogan

2) A techno funk fusion band from Swizerland

3) A pedophile who lives at the bottom of my garden

For number one it is well known that Steve Coogan only purchases the most blood-thirsty combine harvesters and so they are subsequently high on the food chain. They feast on orphans and garden gnomes. It's natural predator is a tractor owned by Dale Winton.

Number two is low on the food chain as all of the band members were composed of apple crumble.

Number three mainly feeds on slugs as it is the only thing around him that is edible. Although I have occasionally thrown him a sock to chew. He seems to enjoy my socks.

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