Why can't I find loose bulk Pez candy for sale online?

Answer 1

You cannot find it either because you have just not found it yet (just think, of all the millions of web pages out there selling things - how many have you actually visited?) OR it is not being sold anywhere online. But since the latter is so depressing, just keep on looking and searching. We are promised in the Good Book that we should, Seek because we will find.