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ARG! Why did someone change the question? Darnitall, the question is "Why do pretzels do that?" "Why do pretzels twist?" is not funny! ARG!

Do what ? ,, but here's a joke for yehh - a pack of cards is a ll you need in a relationship a heart to love him , a diamond to marry him , a club to kill him ,and a spade to hide the evidence !!!!!! hahahahahaha

here is another one ...

you life is like a baby chickens you only get laid once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mam !

here's another corny one

a jelly baby walkes into a doctors surgery and says to the doctor i think i have aids the doctor says who have you been sleeping with and he says all sorts !

and again ....

a man is 200 meters away from the beach and struggling to swim , a worried person goes over to the hippy life guard and asks aren't you going to save him ?

the life guard says hes to far out man !

HA ! hope you liked them jokes lol !!!!!!!!!! random question answered

by Sophyhatespenguins@hotmail.co.UK xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :P >_<

sorry im l8 i couldn't find a vein ! lol only kidding i like tht joke ! ;)

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