Are moustaches in for men

Answer 1

Mustaches are the most in-vogue thing for men right now. They create the finely groomed distinction of the elite, upper-class 18th century male aristocrat, and the poor immigrant layman, working in a nondescript factory, able to communicate to his fellow mustached comrades at ease. The gentleman never lacks in the quality of his mustachio, and carries an resplendent aura of magnificence, a display of decadent elegance, a certain, unnameable power that commands attention, which of course, is centered at the mustache. All three of the holy books (The Bible, Torah, and Quran) speak at great length of the necessity of a mustache, and the grace bestowed upon the man who wears it. On the other hand, a beard is the worst--a monstrosity to mankind. It is unclean, shabby, and a downright negative to the mustache positive.

From your whiskered man, Muchash