Though Chuck Norris is considered awesome by millions of people across the world, Mr. Norris does not own the Earth.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.
No he owns you.
It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.
Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...
No, but do not taunt the Norris.
No, Chuck Norris is his own
Chuck Norris he is his own weapon
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.
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No he owns you.
It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...
Yes.
No, but do not taunt the Norris.