Have you ever seen it

Answer 1

Woah, woah, woah. Back it up there. If you actually see this answer to your question on your screen right now, then you have made a typo. Wait, what? You haven't, you say? Well then I suggest you check into a rehabilitation facility because you are obviously a little misshapen in the brainacle region. No sane person would ask a question as vaguely moronic as "Have you ever see it?" So get off your computer now, take that advice I gave you, and try to go on with your life, forgetting this appalling blunder you just made. You're welcome. Now never mention this again for fear of further shame. Good day!

Okay, fine. The reason I've been skirting around the issue is because I have seen it. It's horrifying. But we can't discuss it online, although we must at some point- we may be the only two alive who have seen it. Here's my number ----------. Call anytime.

And remember- I haven't said anything.