Depends on what mood he is in.
When he's sad
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So many, a new numbering system would need to be invented just to measure them, the "earth downs", because when Chuck Norris Does a Push Up he is actually pushing the Earth down!
Chuck Norris does not sleep as sleeping makes him open to attack.
chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep as sleeping makes him open to attack.
Chuck Norris has 5 children
chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
The same amount of days chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is jesus