How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?

Answer 1

Depends on what mood he is in.

When he's sad

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Answer 2

So many, a new numbering system would need to be invented just to measure them, the "earth downs", because when Chuck Norris Does a Push Up he is actually pushing the Earth down!