Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
The answer to the question "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris" would be "A wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris."
$20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01 .......you will never have enough
Nobody knows, since there isnt a bench that could hold that much weight
How dare you doubt Chuck Norris! Of course he can, but he can also do much more awesome things.
At the time of replying (November 8th 2016) - Chuck Norris is very much alive !
as much as he wants
as much as he wants
752, Chuck Norris can and will, that's all there is to it people. You just wait... Chuck will find you now... no one rhymes about Chuck Norris... NO ONE.
The answer to the question "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris" would be "A wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris."
It is not really possible to have as much skill as chuck Norris but the main thing Chuck Norris uses to have all the skill he has..... is chuck Norris power
More wood than a woodchuck, and more than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get paid. Because in theory, Chuck Norris doesn't get money, money gets Chuck Norris'ed.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much woodAs a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Is the full version.
None!
a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
$20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01 .......you will never have enough
Infinite.