Is Emma Watson going to Carleton?

Answer 1

In fact, this is an ongoing mystery at Carleton. It is the #2 cause of death on campus, following the infamous chasing of Schiller's bust, which often leads to fatal crashes. The craze surrounding Emma Watson and the ubiquitous suspicion that she is lurking somewhere on campus has led to a phenomenon known as emmanating. This is when a student becomes convinced that someone he or she knows, most frequently a roommate or romantic partner, is actually Emma Watson cleverly disguised as a more homely, awkward, typical Carleton student. The suspecting student tries to remove the "costume," resulting in sometimes grotesque deaths as the supposed body suit is in fact the skin of an innocent victim. As of yet, Emma Watson has not been found, but rumors still exist that she is hiding on campus, leading many to fear for their lives. An accidental, temporary slip into a British accent is enough to ensure one's doom.