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A man has three Daughters - Rose, Daisy and Cinderblock
One Day, Rose comes up to her father and says 'Daddy, why am I called rose?'
The father says 'well, when you were young, a rose petal fell upon your head.'
Then Daisy comes up to her father and says 'Daddy, why am I called daisy'
The father says 'Well, when you were young, a daisy petal fell upon your head.'
Cinderblock then comes up to her father and says 'DUUUURRRGHHHHHHHHH'
The fathers says 'Shut Up Cinderblock'
What else can I help you with?
What is the best joke that you have ever heard?
What is black and white, then black and white, and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why are most jokes lame?
Knock knock jokes are common and is one of the worst jokes! Have you heard the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" it was simply the worst joke ever which was classic and very popular. Although most jokes don't make people laugh, there are some nonsense jokes that are funny too. It depends on the character or how you say it. Example: You act like a crazy fool and sound weird. Once you tell the joke it will be funny.
What is that joke about Chuck Norris and Smokey Bear?
None such joke exists in this world we currently inhabit. It would be delightful and quite amusing if you created one such joke. I would most probably find it to be dull, though, because it would have to be a fact, and not a joke. No mortal has ever uttered a joke about Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale. It is best you forget about this question, push it aside, never think of it again, for if Chuck Norris discovers this information, surely armageddon will occur. I wish you good luck and hope you are still alive. Sincerely, Chuck Norris
Why do people say Bruce Lee is the best fighter there ever was?
They say Bruce lee is the best fighter, because he was before his time, his style and the way he fought was not heard of he did things no one else could.
Did Pat Sajak ever said i love you to Vanna White?
Never happened
What are the release dates for The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980?
The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 was released on: USA: 1980
What actors and actresses appeared in The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980?
The cast of The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 includes: Army Archerd as himself George Burns as himself Jack Lemmon as himself
Have you ever heard the joke?
Yes.
Have you ever heard the joke about the bin?
no
What is the best joke that you have ever heard?
What is black and white, then black and white, and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.
What is the best gorilla joke you've ever heard?
Why did the gorilla go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little "ape-y"!
Has anyone ever heard every joke there is to be heard?
no because someone could make up a joke and kep it to himself so the the other guy wont know ythat joke therefore rendering the situation of the man knowing all jokes impossible.
What is the dirtiest joke you've ever heard?
Want to hear a dirty joke? There was a dirty guy. Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath. Want to hear a very clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a very dirty joke? Bubbles was his next door neighbor.
What is the answer of the joke Did you hear about?
If you haven't heard the joke, the answer would be, "no". The person would then proceed to tell the joke. If you've heard the joke, you would say, "yes." There is no one specific joke that begins with "Did you hear about…" There are many jokes that begin in that way.
What is the cutest prom theme you have heard of?
Best Night Ever.
Why do airlines think they have the best movies?
Because nobody ever walks out on them HAHA math joke (:
What team is Shaquille O'Neal on?
The best team ever... The Boston Celtics! No joke he's NO.36
