What stores sell Taylor Lautner cardboard cutouts?

Answer 1

Let me tell you a story of the time that I once bought a Taylor Lautner cardboard cutout. It was the dark days of my past, and I was so in love with Taylor Lautner. He was in my every dream, thinking of him gave light to the darkest corners of my soul. I knew I had to proqure one of these every vanishing cardboard cutouts. So I searched the deepest regions of the globe. I knew that somewhere out there, one had to be found. I met some pretty suspecious people. I knew I was getting close to finding my precious cardboard cutout when I met a man named Flanigan Buttars. He told me to look no further, for this quest would only end in heartache. Tragically, I pushed his warning to the side, never expecting that it would come true, and not wanting it to. Nevertheless, he told me of a mystical, far away store that sold these lovely Taylor Lautner cardboard cutouts. This store, though it will remain nameless in the story, was very odd. It had many things that i had no idea the names of. The lady running the story looked so scary. I bought the cutout. I took it swiftly home with me, traveling as fast as my feet could carry me. No one, and I mean no one, would take my very precious cardboard cutout, I had worked so hard to find it, it could not be easily taken from me. Then, I arrived home, only to find that I could not bring it inside my humble abode! It would not go in. Magical forces were keeping it from entering my home. I cried, and cried, shed tears and made wailing noises for hours, all on the outside stoop of my house. This was the ultimate curse: what I so deeply wanted, and had proqured, I could not keep with me. It was then I knew what I must do. I had to burn the cardboard cutout. Burn it so that no one else could have it, because if I couldn't then no on could. So I burnt it in an extremly hot bonfire, for that was the only way to make sure that even the ahses had burnt. After I had burnt it, I grudgingly went inside my home. It was then I realized that the screen on the door had been shut this whole time! I could have taken it inside if only had hence forth realized that the door was shut. Silly me. Filled with regrets I went inside and up to my room. There was a note from Flanigan. He told me that this Taylor Lautner cardboard cutout was the very last one in the whole world, and that I was the lucky one brave enough to hunt it down! But, alas, I had burnt the very last one. So now, there are no more cardboard cutouts for you to have or purchase. That is, unless, you happen to met Flanigan Buttars, and he happens to take a liking to you and send you on this journey. Good luck on your quest stranger!