Because of the dearth of REAL heroes.
Chuck Norris makes the game lose itself, so no.
Chuck Norris is so tall that his pulse registers on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris eats peppers that are so hot, they will make YOUR eyes water! Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pepper so hard that Mexico thought it had its own Space Shuttle!
Chuck Norris appears in the middle and roundhouses both players in to the furthest possible (or impossible) dimension.
I mean sure chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, and swim on land and all but jet lee just has skills did u see him in return of the dragon? I thought so Edit by jdyo135: I think you fail because Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Jet Lee until Lee craps his heart out and it goes back inside him again. I thought so.
chuck Norris is cool so deal with it
so much chuck Norris cant afford it
Chuck Norris is all powerfull he is the tankliest man of all!
Chuck Norris makes the game lose itself, so no.
Chuck Norris is so tall that his pulse registers on the Richter Scale.
chuck Norris invented losing, just so he could always win...
Chuck Norris is a ninja pirate cowboy so you tell me
Chuck norris is so awesome he speaks any language he wants.
He did and he loved her so much.
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.
cuz chuck Norris said so! cuz chuck Norris said so!
People think Chuck Norris is cool because of an ironic internet meme known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris.