Chuck Norris was created when a meteor hit earth when the dinosaurs were still alive. the impact was so massive the most powerful human being beside Jesus was created. chuck Norris made the volcanoes erupt to wipe out the dinosayrs. chuck Norris is because he has been sent to keep order in the world
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris!
CHUCK NORRIS!
If Mr.T and The Terminator had a baby, and that baby was raised by Hitler, Chuck Norris would still be more badass.
If he dressed like a ninja, yes.
Because he was too badass. END OF STORY
Death came for Chuck Norris once, and he roundhouse kicked him in the face, killing death himself, and therefore Chuck Norris is now Death and will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face. But otherwise, Chuck Norris CAN be killed, but only by an Omnipotent or possibly a Mulatto with the initials W V. chuck Norris will die when he gets tired of being badass, but when he gets bored, he comes back. This is what causes the seasons. The leaves hide when chuck is here.
you must never question the methods of the Almighty Chuck Norris, for he will surely roundhouse kick you in the face. and to answer your question, its because he is incredibly badass.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
Yes he is going to be in the UFC. And his son is Chuck Norris and dont forget women love him!
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Chuck Norris!