Why don't boys wear perfume?

Answer 1

Boys tend to sweat more, which builds up bacteria on their skin. In their tween and teenage years, they seem to have an aversion to bathing and showers which doesn't help matters.

Answer 2

Not always does it smell bad, but usually because boys intend to 'not wipe' themselves when they poop. This is very gross but here is the info!

Answer 3

Because exertions from your orifices such burps, farts, or that underarm-hand thingy are funny to the prepubescent boy population.

Answer 4

because a boy comes

Answer 5

they do!