Cards in this guide (10)
Why is ‘beak jerky’ not a good passcode
Because it’s not stroganoff.
I went to the bookstore and found a book called ‘How to Solve 50% of Your Problems’.
The CEO of IKEA just became president of Sweden.
His first great act will be to assemble his cabinet.
I moved into my igloo a week ago and my friends threw me a housewarming party.
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
Want to hear my joke about pizzas
Oh, never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why did the can crusher quit his job
Because it was soda-pressing.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he walked in
“Hey bartender, I’ll have a beer and a mop.”
‘Dad, did you get a hair cut’
‘No, I got them all cut!’