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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Dad Laugh

This has ten of my favourite dad jokes. My dad absolutely loves them and finds them hilarious.

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Cards in this guide (10)
Why is ‘beak jerky’ not a good passcode

Because it’s not stroganoff.

I went to the bookstore and found a book called ‘How to Solve 50% of Your Problems’.

I bought 2.

The CEO of IKEA just became president of Sweden.

His first great act will be to assemble his cabinet.

I moved into my igloo a week ago and my friends threw me a housewarming party.

Now I’m homeless.

I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.

It’s a step-by-step guide.

Want to hear my joke about pizzas

Oh, never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Why did the can crusher quit his job

Because it was soda-pressing.

Why was 6 scared of 7

Because 7 8 9.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he walked in

“Hey bartender, I’ll have a beer and a mop.”

‘Dad, did you get a hair cut’

‘No, I got them all cut!’

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