no, I don't think it's possible!
play till they sleep
Yes.
yes
They sleep at night.
yes
They are not strictly nocturnal or diurnal, but are more active in the daytime.
Mostly they either eat and sleep.
Yes.
they sleep and eat all day
you teach them how to walk and then walk with them until they learn to walk whenever you do
It counts the number of guinea pigs that walk into your shower. Test results show at least 2.5 guinea pigs walk into an average persons shower a week.
guinea pigs are born full functional they are miniature versions of there parents with proportionally big heads