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-Not from SNIFFLEMYFFINS As an old and accomplished farter, having never had pinkeye... and knowing many people who violate the no-farting ordinance far more often that I... and they have never had pinkeye either... I am forced to conclude, No. Farting cannot give you pinkeye.

But if you fart in bed, and pull the sheets over your wife's head, causing her to awaken in a fit of coughing and gagging, you won't get pinkeye -- you'll get a black eye. Don't do it, trust me.

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