Do Pimps Cry

Answer 1

Pimps cry everyday! In fact, according to Pimp Daddy, a notorious pimp from the hoods, dehydration issues were frequent and rather than consume the average 8/9 cups of water everyday, he drinks around 20 glasses to effectively alleviate pains caused from dehydration. A recent study investigating the subject shows dehydration among pimps was not uncommon, and is directly linked to the outrageously abnormal crying patterns within in the pimp community. As a result, I feel it necessary to advise all pimps to drink your 20 glasses of water or you my faint on the job, inevitably causing much havoc and disorder in society: clients and prostitutes will throw an uncontrollable fit and create, what could be, a global and ceaseless riot.