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No. Women like all kinds and shapes of penises.
It would be erect prior to ejaculation. It is normal for mens penises to erect naturally at various stages of sleep even without nocturnal emissions/wet dreams.
As long as you have no pain and everything works well enough then there is nothing to worry about at all. Lots of boys and men have penises with bends in them. Some bend one way and others bend another way. Be proud of your penis !
not all women are
No, all penises do not look the same, but they do have the same parts. Penises vary in size and vary slightly in shape depending on the species that they belong to and whether or not the foreskin has been removed.
Girls don't think of penises much - only guys think about penises all the time.
All male cats have penises just like human males
No man is like the other and the same go for the penises. As long as you can perform intercourse it is normal. It's all genetically predisposed.
some monkeys have penises
Penisville home of all penises
All do.
Erected is a verb.