slap them in the face and dunk their head in a bucket of cold water painful but effective
eat. sleep.
There are several ways to help someone to stay sober. Probably the best way is to stay sober yourself and offer the other person interesting non-alcoholic alternatives.
i don't know.ask someone else.
The comparative and superlative forms of sober are more sober and most sober, respectively.
real fast boys real fast
Probably not however others like to read the wrong possibility's into these sort of situations. best wait till the other person is sober.
The only fast way to sober up is a naloxone shot from the hospital. Methadone is very potent an effects of one dose can be felt for 20-35 hours.
A simile for "sober" could be: "As sober as a judge." "As sober as a monk." These similes compare sobriety to figures known for their seriousness and self-control.
I'm not completely sure if this works but a friend told me: Drink Milk
No, hugging someone does not break your fast.
Fast... Real fast...
Drinking cold water can help hydrate the body, but it will not directly reduce drunkenness or sober someone up. Time is the only way to sober up as the body metabolizes the alcohol consumed.