How do you escape death?

Answer 1

you dont

AnswerThe expression 'Escape Death' is usually applied to an event that would normally result in death but you were lucky and survived. AnswerThis depends upon Death. Death is a laughing, sly gambler, letting the doomed run free to see them run down. However, at various times during the years, Death holds bargain-binges. Rather important, these events are surprisingly unknown and only a very few are able to attend. There, living deals may be haggled for outrageously reasonable prices. This is one of the comforting traps of the binges.

Bargain-binges are most often found by Moon River. The answer to the first question is: My own. To the second: As long as the wraps hold together. The third: Fixed in the north. The fourth: If it does not hop on one leg. The fifth: Until the room has a closed door. The sixth: Never. The seventh: In between. Do not answer any questions after the seventh or there will be no bargains between you and Death.

One misconception is Death avoids the Day. Logical as it may sound at first, this widely-touted assertion is an urban legend. The bargain-binges occur as often in sunlight as in starlight and Death is always present to seal the deal.

Escape is not an applicable word to use. The beautiful, the intelligent, the brave, the good, the evil, are of nothing to Death who is neutral to everything but amusement. Therefore, the surprising are among Death's favorites. Rana Surpong being the best example of this, widely cited and universally known. A word to the wise, however. Death has a very long memory and never forgets a face or a name.

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Vlad T.