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Acting out being sick:
Make lots of noises, such as gagging, retching, crying, moaning, groaning, coughing and choking.
Cry out exclaimations and implore the on-listener to "make it stop", "oh, God!", "Help", "please" and other expressions of discomfort.
Make sure you are behind a locked door, and flush the toilet afterwards if you are not using a fake vomit mixture.
How to fake vomit:
A few days before you are going to fake being sick, mix up oats, cocoa powder, leftovers, strawberry milkshake, and any other lumpy fluids you can think of. Leave them for about 3-4 days for the mix to look and smell like vomit.
The day before you are going to fake being sick, complain of stomachache, dizziness, feeling light-headed and of course, say that you feel sick. Go to bed early.
During that night, get up and shut yourself in the bathroom. Make retching noises, but do not actually do so as you could make yourself ill for real. When you come out, tell someone you thought you were going to be sick, but that nothing came.
The next morning, a while before you would normally be awake, pour about half of the fake mixture over your floor and bed, and even on yourself. Then rush noisily to the bathroom, so that someone wakes up. Say to them that you were sick, you didn't know it was going to happen, your stomach hurts, your throat hurts, you feel all shaky, and act apologetic.
Fake another couple of false alarm rushes to the bathroom during the day.
The next night, get up in the middle of the night, shouting that you are going to be sick. Make sure you sound desperate.
In the bathroom, pour most of the mixture remaining into the toilet, bath or sink. Splash the rest around the place you have "been sick", and again a little down your front.
Hide the container well.
While you are pouring the mixture, make gagging and retching noises. Shout exclaimations of pain, anguish and discomfort. This adds realism.
Act shaky and unsteady when you leave the bathroom.
During the next day, throw in a false alarm rush, and begin to make your "recovery". 2 days off, with a sickness bug. Voila!
What else can I help you with?
Can you get sick after having yellow fever?
No, you can not get sick after having yellow fever.
What is porter fever?
porter fever is where your emotinally sick
How to fake sick from school?
One way to fake sick from school is to say you have a belly ache.
Excuses to tell parents?
just tell them or fake being sick but something you can't feel like a fever, try pretending to throw up when no one's around.
Can you shiver without a fever?
Yes because you shiver when you are cold. Like have you ever shivered when you got out of the pool, were you sick????
If you get sick you are likely to develop?
a fever.
What is a cat with a fever called?
A cat that is sick is called a sick cat
How do you get out of meeting relatives?
fake sick.
Is it normal to not have a fever when sick?
yes that is normal......
Can you get sick in the rainforest?
Yes, you can get sick in the rain forest. Come diseases you could contract in the rain forest are malaria, dengue fever, and snail fever.
How do you get a fever fast in 1 hour?
It would be impossible to get a "fever" in one hour, unless you are truly sick. Bacteria or a virus makes illness and no one controls who will get sick or which ill persons also have a fever.
How do you get fever in fast 1 hour?
It would be impossible to get a "fever" in one hour, unless you are truly sick. Bacteria or a virus makes illness and no one controls who will get sick or which ill persons also have a fever.
