How do you fart longer?

Answer 1

Chew slowly until liquid form. Also, you can try gas-x and beano although it only makes the small bubbles to large bubbles. Don't actually know how it works. good luck though!

Answer 2

Well, you see if you would like to fart alot... you need to be a fartnocker. Fartnockers are living things that tend to fart quite often. Their farts also stink very much, so much that it could send someone to the hospital. So, to be a fartnocker, you need to eat plenty of junk food. ( food that is unhealthy for you) Junk food is number 1 on the list. Next, is not excersising. If you don't excersise your body tends to make up little stinky gasses inside. Now, some people may say you need to be fat ( big, lardy, flabby body) to be a fartnocker. Scientists say not. But, you have to act fat. By being a couch potato all day. ( not nessesarly to all fat people) If you accomplish all these steps, you should start to fart almost every 5min. That means your fartnocker. Now you can fart alot!

Answer 3

Making a fart louder all depends on what you eat that gives you much more gas.

Sometimes a loud fart is caused by the position of the buttocks.

If you are sitting on a wood floor and you fart it can be very loud and it will vibrate.

The loudness of a fart is not caused by the butt-cheeks its caused by the sphincter and you can actually make your fart louder if you spread your butt-cheeks and tense your sphincter, which is basically tensing your stomach.

It also depends on the velocity of the gas and the speed that the gas is pushed out of the anus.

Also, when you spread your butt-cheeks and air enters your anus then you can fart it back out.

Answer 4

If you really want to know...

When you start to release your fart, tighten your anus enough to let a minimum amount of air through. If done correctly it can create a squeaky sound for a long period of time.

Lying on your back pointing your anus in the air helps as well.

Answer 5

Eat beans, dried apricots, or basicaly anything containing fibre its funny to heap peoples reactions

Answer 6

you can fart louder by eating more food so much so whenever you need to poo just get ready fart

Answer 7

Well depending on what you eat can sometimes makes you fart.

Answer 8

you can eat the magical beens full of farts they are called brown beens

Answer 9

eat beans LOTS of beans!