beat ur meat son
... don't worry about getting rid of them; they are normal and several women have bumps on their nipples. However, don't pick at them, or you could get and infection...
Cut them off. LOL
get an exterminator or move away
Get a male spider.
Tell them their girlfriends are pregnant.
Sperm of a fertile male.
What kind of discharge? More information is needed.
Go on Hulu.com, start a video, and hit full screen
Nothing, only time will minimize the appearance of scars, be them surgical or piercing related.
No, there is probably nothing you can do. If you're a teenager, rest assured that this is common. Your nipples will not be puffy in a couple years.
Females may constantly lick themselves to keep clean or rid themselves of unwanted particles.
then he should 'rub one out' and get rid of the excess.