How do you stop fart?

Answer 1

TAKE A BEANO AND THERE WILL BE NO GAS!

GAS is produced by intestinal bacteria when they break down sugars:

- lactose (dairy products, sauces, additives - read labels)

- maltose (beer)

- glucose (table sugar, sweets)

- fructose (fruits, fruit juices)

- starch (potatoes, pasta, wheat)

or....fibers (fruits and raw vegetables)

So, EXCLUDE foods above, one group at the time for 3 days, starting with lactose, and if no improvement, exclude ADDITIONAL group. If nothing helps, exclude fibers also for 3 days.

Stick with that diet, where gas stopped.

If all this doesn't seem to work, go to the doctor and ask for breath test for small intestinal bacterial overgrowth (SIBO). If positive, you get antibiotics, and this is it.

or you stick a finger up your bum

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Answer 2

First- understand that EVERYONE farts. Sometimes from air that you swallow, gas from sodas, and gasses from the digestion of food. There are a few things that can REDUCE the number and aroma. First, some foods are likely to produce gas. Milk for lactose intolerant people, beans, broccoli, etc. Avoid those foods prior to times you really do not want to be musical. Second, there are over-the-counter products, such as Bean-O that can be added to those foods to reduce the gas. And cut way back on the sodas.

Answer 3

Impossible. If you need to fart, it's gonna happen.